How to Survive Your First Night in Minecraft

A funny Minecraft-style illustration showing a frantic player punching a tree, with monsters lurking and a chicken supervising.

To survive your first night in Minecraft, punch trees, craft basic tools, build a shelter before sunset, light it with torches, and avoid all mobs like they owe you money. Ah yes, how to survive your first night in Minecraft—the pixelated panic attack we all pretend didn’t happen. It’s not rocket science. It’s worse: it’s … Read more